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Old Dec 17, 2005, 05:13 AM // 05:13   #321
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However, there were three other Saddam clones, which...
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Old Dec 17, 2005, 05:15 AM // 05:15   #322
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immediately yelled out "I AM NOT AFRAID OF EXECUTION!", at which point his lawyers told him that he would be the one being executed.
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Old Dec 17, 2005, 05:17 AM // 05:17   #323
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George Bush fell out of his private helicopter, then...
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Old Dec 17, 2005, 05:44 AM // 05:44   #324
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landed with an almighy THUMP! among great cheers from the liberals and Democrats.
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Old Dec 17, 2005, 05:53 AM // 05:53   #325
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who were then slayed by insurgent fighters...
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Old Dec 17, 2005, 05:55 AM // 05:55   #326
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who cried out in victory to Allah, moments before they were cut down my M60 fire from 12 nearby Humvees.
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Old Dec 17, 2005, 05:56 AM // 05:56   #327
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and the Americans were happy to be free of the moronic liberals
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Old Dec 17, 2005, 05:56 AM // 05:56   #328
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yay!

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Old Dec 17, 2005, 05:59 AM // 05:59   #329
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... the americans cried out, when all of a sudden...
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Old Dec 17, 2005, 06:02 AM // 06:02   #330
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Chuck Norris came and gave George W Bush the gift of beard.
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Old Dec 18, 2005, 01:04 AM // 01:04   #331
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And then they all went to ihop. (which is where the story began)
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Old Dec 18, 2005, 01:07 AM // 01:07   #332
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he looked back on this strange adventure and said, "
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Old Dec 18, 2005, 01:57 AM // 01:57   #333
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What the f*** was that...." He then pulled out 2 pistols and pointed them at
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Old Dec 19, 2005, 05:05 AM // 05:05   #334
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the waiter who was bringing him pancakes, and in a state of rage he
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Old Dec 20, 2005, 02:27 AM // 02:27   #335
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slapped him with a spiked glove which was
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Old Dec 20, 2005, 02:30 AM // 02:30   #336
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very sharp so it
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Old Dec 20, 2005, 02:30 AM // 02:30   #337
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Old Dec 20, 2005, 02:34 AM // 02:34   #338
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so it slipped off the side of his face but
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managed to prick the waiter's face which was now
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turning into a zombie so he
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